Insults

Insults

Yo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends
Yo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark
Yo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone
Yo momma's so poor when your family watches TV they go to Sears
Yo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong
Yo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice
Yo momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
Yo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers
Yo momma's so dumb she failed a survey
Yo momma's so ugly people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen
Yo momma's so dumb and poor that when I came over for dinner she read me recipes
Yo momma's so poor she married young just to get the rice
Yo momma's so dumb she put on her glasses to watch 20/20
Yo momma's so dumb her shoes say TGIF - toes go in front
Yo momma's so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
Yo momma's so poor she waves an ice cube around and calls it Air conditioning
Yo momma's so poor when I rang the doorbell she leaned out the window and said DING DONG
Yo momma's so dumb I put a ScratchNSniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned
Yo momma's so dumb I said lets go to the superbowl and she ran and got a spoon
Yo momma's so dumb I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod
Yo momma's so dumb I saw her jumping up and down asked what she was doing and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it
Yo momma's so dumb I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope asked what she was doing and she said sending a voice mail
Yo momma's so dumb I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it
Yo momma's so dumb I told her drinks were on the house so she went and got a ladder
Yo momma's so dumb I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart
Yo momma's so dumb if brains were dynamite she wouldnt have enough to blow her nose
Yo momma's so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes
Yo momma's so dumb on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911
Yo momma's so dumb she asked for help to use Hamburger Helper
Yo momma's so dumb she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said Guess so she said Levis
Yo momma's so dumb she asked me whats that letter after X and I said Y she said Cause I want to know
Yo momma's so dumb she asked me Whats the number for 911?
Yo momma's so dumb she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box
Yo momma's so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W&Ws
Yo momma's so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged
Yo momma's so dumb she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home
Yo momma's so dumb she has to use her fingers for 1 + 1
Yo momma's so dumb she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer: white out is on the screen
Yo momma's so dumb she noticed a sign reading Wet Floor so she just did
Yo momma's so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out
Yo momma's so dumb she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind
Yo momma's so dumb she ran outside with a purse because she heard there was change in the weather
Yo momma's so dumb she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund
Yo momma's so dumb she saw a billboard that said Dodge Trucks and she started ducking through tr
Yo momma's so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
Yo momma's so dumb she sold her Car for gas money
Yo momma's so dumb she sold her camera to buy film
Yo momma's so dumb she sold the house to pay the mortgage
Yo momma's so dumb she spent 30 minutes lookin at an orange juice box because it said concentrate
Yo momma's so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks socialism means partying
Yo momma's so dumb she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company
Yo momma's so dumb she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court
Yo momma's so dumb she thought Boyz2Men was a daycare center
Yo momma's so dumb she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale
Yo momma's so dumb she thought meow mix was music for cats
Yo momma's so dumb she thought the Board of Education was a piece of wood
Yo momma's so dumb she told me to meet her at the corner of Walk and don't Walk
Yo momma's so dumb she took you to the drive-in movie theater to see Closed for the season
Yo momma's so dumb she uses Old Spice for cooking
Yo momma's so dumb she was looking at a paper and I asked her what you doing? and she said watching paper view
Yo momma's so dumb she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said Disney World Left so she went home
Yo momma's so dumb she went to Gap to fix her teeth
Yo momma's so dumb she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had
Yo momma's so dumb she went to Walgreens to see if the walls were really green
Yo momma's so dumb that when she surfed the internet she put a wetsuit on
Yo momma's so dumb she snuck on the bus and paid to get off
Yo momma's so dumb she tried to steal a free sample
Yo momma's so dumb when I said we were playing craps she went and got toilet paper
Yo momma's so dumb when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home she moved
Yo momma's so dumb when she pulls up to a flashing red light it sounds like Vroom Screech Vroom Screech
Yo momma's so dumb when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put OK
Yo momma's so dumb when the computer said Press any key to continue she couldn't find the Any key
Yo momma's so old her memory is in black and white
Yo momma's so old I looked in her year book and saw jesus
Yo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark
Yo momma's so old she got hieroglyphics on her Driver license
Yo momma's so old she has an autographed bible
Yo momma's so old she walked into an antique store and they kept her
Yo momma's so old she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible
Yo momma's so old she was a waitress at the last supper
Yo momma's so old she drove a chariot to high school
Yo momma's so old that when she was in school there was no history class
Yo momma's so old the candles cost more than the birthday cake
Yo momma's so old when she ran the 100 meter dash they timed her with a sundial
Yo momma's so po she can't even afford the last two letters
Yo momma's so poor burglars break in and leave money
Yo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers
Yo momma's so poor her front and back doors are on the same hinge
Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house and stepped on a cigarette butt and she said Hey who turned off the heater?
Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house and swatted a firefly and said Who turned off the lights?
Yo momma's so poor I went through her front door and ended up in the back yard
Yo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice
Yo momma's so poor she bounces food stamps
Yo momma's so poor she can't afford to pay attention
Yo momma's so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus
Yo momma's breath so bad she has to take prescription Tic Tac
Yo momma's breath stinks so bad that people look forward to her farts
Yo momma's smells so bad she went to Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border
Yo momma's so cheap instead of buying a fire alarm she hangs Jiffy Pop from the ceiling
Yo momma's so dirty her Sure deodorant is now Confused
Yo momma's so dirty she made Right Guard turn left
Yo momma's so dirty she slowed down Speed Stick
Yo momma's so dirty they filmed Gorillas in the mist in her shower
Yo momma's so cheap she washes paper plates
Yo momma's so lazy she thinks a two income family is where your daddy has two jobs
Yo momma's so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote
Yo momma's so ugly even the Elephant Man makes jokes about her
Yo momma's so ugly her Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
Yo momma's so ugly her dentist treats her by mail order
Yo momma's so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats
Yo momma's so ugly I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application
Yo momma's so ugly I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said Thanks for bringing her back
Yo momma's so ugly kids dress up as her for Halloween
Yo momma's so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares
Yo momma's so ugly that she went to an ugly contest and they said sorry no professionals
Yo momma's so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie face down
Yo momma's so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies
Yo momma's so ugly they put her face on a milk carton and it spoiled
Yo momma's so ugly when she was born the doctor smacked the wrong end
Yo momma's so wrinkled she has to screw her hat on